In case you havn't seen me lately, I've developed a grey patch in my goatee about the size of a large thumb print. The Jennifer loves it and I'm getting used to it. Heh. I'll take a picture sometime to show it off.
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Thats pretty much what rogers said, they called me up to tell me that theyre giving me 40-50 more channels, including their timeshifting lineups, and some sci-fi channels as well. The best part is I now get NTV as well, which is awesome. That's Newfoundland Television (CJON). My Grandmother used to work for them, so its a pretty cool network.
Coughlin's law: never tell tales about a woman no matter how far away she is, she'll always hear you.
Decided to take the day off and eat up some the hours I have banked up for days like this. 31 degrees and headed to the beach when Jenn gets home, but as soon as my laptop is fully charged, its off to upper moncton to hunt some more wifi networks.
Images were outdated, re-uploading spring 2007
Man, waiting for more posts from Dan Brennan is like waiting for a cab... hah, speaking of cabs.. HI DAN.
Gotta say. Nothing beats crapping while using a pc. Now for all those time when I really shouldnt have a pc.. I have one.
Yay to modern technology and wifi.
Like the Jennifer said, screw chopsticks, this is my 1st song to learn on a piano.
I figure these two books will help out with our geocaching a fair bit, as well as our biking habits.
Nova Scotia & the Maritimes by Bike: 21 Tours Geared for Discovery and Mountain Bike! Atlantic Canada: A Guide to the Classic Trails.
I'm thinking I'm going to see a very happy Jenn when she reads about those books. Unfortunately, they dont haev them on hand at the Chapters here, so I can't preview before I buy. Bastards!
Also, I forgot today was election day, off to vote at 1:00pm I go, yay. I hoep the lines aren't too bad..
Hot sauce reviews, a pepper primer, and ways to make your own.
I'm big on the hot sauces, not like when Paul and Dave try to burn the shit outta their taste buds, I love some good flavour. Paul does make a hell of a good chili though.. when he's not trying to kill people.
You have completed the VoteBook Citizenship Test
Your score was 10 out of 10.
Congratulations! You are qualified to be a U.S. citizen!
What would you like to do now?
Um... can I goto Disney world?
Supprised the hell outta the woman today when she woke up. Had a chicken cooked, with some great mashed po-tae-toes, and some salads and milk.
Heh, she had a good supper before work, which rocks.
Pretty busy life this past week or so. Between camping in Fundy, some super hard geocaches, and some decent biking, I didnt have time to update properlly. Well, ta-da, and update.
Jenn's doing great with her biking, glad I could get a decent bike for her to offroad on, I'm amazed she's ok with the trails we've been doing, some are pretty advanced.
Geocaching has made a good change in our lifestyles, geocaching on bike, camping, etc, great shit if you ask me.
I'll update more later, got a meeting in 5 minutes.
This post was set as a draft, so it didn.t get posted when Jenn got her bike, so I figured I'd update the date and let it go out fresh today
So, originally Jenn didn't care what kind of bike she got, she'd have been happy with anything. So before picking her bike up, we shopped around so I could show her why she should care.
I planned the trip to go something like this; First stop, to show her how a bike shouldn.t be made, Toys R' Us, then Wal-Mart, then Canadian Tire. The second step was to then go onto Bungays to buy a decent bike.
After showing her the multitude of problems and poor workmanship with crap they had at Toys R Us, we went right to Bungays. Haha, I pointed out the shitty messy weld job, bubbles in the paint, the garbage parts, and the fact that they wanted 149 for something that would break in no time.
Yeah.. Hah, seriously, a dude I know bought one of their "tech trek" bikes as a joke, he rode it for 3 weeks till one of the welded seams that held his fork to his bike came undone. Haha, yeah, to say they're unsafe is to say Dan Breannan might like the occasional sip of the old firewater.
Bungays didn.t really have anything that fit her right though, Jenn is a little short, so we went up to Canadian Tire, their stock isn.t that bad if you.re just looking for a bike that wont fall apart on you in the first month. Luckily we managed to pick up a decent CCM that they had just marked down, due to the fact it was last years model. The cool part was, it was 1/2 off, and wasn.t mentioned in the flier yet, so we managed to get one before the general public bought them all and left us with a rain check.
So lessons learnt from this trip? Never buy a bike in a mall, unless you are inbreed, too cheap to care, or too stupid to care.
But, the first action to take incase you have bought a bike at the mall and realize what a lemon you got suckered into buying by a 16 year old "salesman", is to NOT tell anybody, or to brag about it. It's like saying "Hi, I'm a cheap sucker, please, take me for what I'm worth, and leave me bleeding in the street"
There is one exception to the rule though. You can buy any bike you want at the mall, if your plan is to throw it/yourself off a high cliff. That shits just funny.
Do I detect a stink eye ? I think I do..
Finally got around to picking up a new bike. Picked up a 2003 Specialized Hardrock Cr-Mo. Not a bad bike at all. Course, I got the yellow one. The only diff between that picture and my bike is the RST fork on it, need to upgrade that.
I like it, hooked up with Firlotte there by accident, which was cool.
There's a plan afoot for Canada to annex the beautifully sunny Turks and Caicos islands. Why?
Turks and Caicos would give Canada a warm, friendly 11th province - a southern destination where the Loonie could land without breaking a wing.
Personally, I'm all for it. I wouldnt mind being able to go south, and not have to worry about dealing with immigration people.
Went out drinking with a few of my friends last night, was pretty cool. I'm glad I don't get hung over, even though I didn't drink that much.
So. The year was 1996, and there I was sitting in my grandmothers living room, enjoying the final episode of SeaQuest DSV, and just as it was about to getting interesting.. they break for a 'special news segment'. So what does Rob see? A white ford bronco driving down the highway. I figure, whoever this OJ guy is, will get busted in a few minutes, and I'll get to finish my show... The show that I've been waiting to see for about 3 months. About 3 hours into the damn news special, I take the hint, and goto bed, pissed off and bitter.
Being in Canada, we don't get all the cool american stations that probally re-broadcast the show. So the year is now 2004, and I've yet to see that god damned final episode.
But, Space has finally done me right where NBC fucked me in the goatass. As of April 3rd, SeaQuest will be back on the air and I'm damn near speachless with joy.
Hah. Oh Yeah. You all have a nice safe holiday season.
Buuumm didididididi buuuummmmmm bum bum bum bum buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm whinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Yeah, that pretty much describes Austin McGay.
The device to beat all other devices.
Because I'm a nice brother, I registered my brother and sister a couple websites. Karla got KarlaGreen.ca and Jeremy got JeremyGreen.ca.
I'm working on a map of my travels, I havnt gotten the dates right yet, but I've got a good chunk of my travels down so far. Stay Tuned for more.
Yay, time for some canadians to be owned with the whole p2p fiacso.
Word to the wise, don't fucking use a public file sharing network, retards.
Here's the numbers for the first set of lawsuits, a little bit less hefty as the us one, but its a start.
Bell Sympatico : 7
Rogers : 9
Shaw : 8
Telus : 3
VideoTron : 2
Spent the entire day fixing Jenns computer, I hate XP and ntfs, they both can eat a dick.
Her system dropped a partition, and luckily it was just the os drive's partition that died. Heh, it died just before she had to work on a project for school. I managed to get her My Documents drive transfered to my pc, and all was semi-good.
I just wanted to say, XP, eat a dick.
Kids, this is all the shit I had to learn the hard way. Now that I.m old it.s time to pass it on, so you won.t have to suffer the same indignities I did.
Don.t use one of those little Handi-Vac things to empty an ashtray. Because the inrush of air could potentially reignite any fading embers. And, uh, a big jet of flame might shoot out of the thing, surprising you and making you scream like a ten-year-old girl. And you might knock over your beer.
If you.re ever fishing, and a poisonous water moccasin swims up to try and eat one of the fish on your stringer, and you think that maybe flipping the snake out of the water and onto, say, me is a good idea, please reconsider.
Just because you can stick toothpicks in your forehead and they.ll stay there and it doesn.t really hurt all that bad doesn.t mean you should go ahead and do it, at Denny.s or any other restaurant.
All those skinheads over there? They.ll beat your ass.
Yes, popping a paper bag in the mall makes a very loud noise. Yes, you can hear that shit echoing all through the place. Yes, rent-a-cops are all dicks.
Don.t try to pee and ride a bicycle at the same time, even if Jim Marburger can do it. Not that you were watching or anything.
The rash won.t go away on its own.
Should you ever decide to use bamboo sticks and stretchy, decorative string that.s designed to wrap presents to make a bow and arrow, and should you decide to wad up a bunch of duct tape on the end of your arrow and soak it with WD-40 so it.ll, you know, burn better, I would recommend not shooting the flaming arrow onto the roof of a house, or into the lap of your friend.s cousin. Even by accident.
There are no secrets when it comes to fucking. Everyone will eventually find out about it, and probably a lot sooner than you want them to.
God created assistant managers when he was in a really shitty mood.
Knife wounds inflicted on bodily extremities, such as hands, should receive firm pressure with a clean, dry towel or cloth. Elevate if possible. Remember, dry is the key. The wet washcloth is a poor choice for staunching blood flow, no matter what you.ve heard.
Be careful of what you headbutt. Some doors are not as sturdy as they might first look, and it can be hard to estimate your own strength immediately after inhaling nitrous oxide.
Wear the condom. No, for the love of Pete, not the mint-flavored one. Jesus, that thing burns.
Here.s a helpful tip for job interviews: try not to stab your future boss in the arm with a freshly sharpened pencil. If you must stab someone with a pencil, have the common sense to dull the point to a state where you can be sure it won.t easily break the skin.
Burt Reynolds? Nope. Tom Selleck? Uh uh. Try Chile D. Molester. Shave that fucking mustache.
If someone passes out on the couch and you want to put them in a figure-four leglock, ensure that the hold is correctly applied before they wake and fuck your goddamn knee all up.
Head wounds do tend to bleed a lot. Don.t panic.
Pajamas are indeed comfy, but society dictates we not wear them to school, work or the bowling alley.
For that matter, be aware that bowling alley employees may have a limited tolerance for other non-pajama-related behaviors, such as getting all loaded and pretending to be Godzilla and stomping on that windmill over there in the indoor miniature golf course.
You better ask before you try and stick your finger up there.
Socks should match your pants, and your belt should match your shoes. After that, if anyone complains, tell .em they should be happy you.re wearing any clothes at all.
If you suspect someone likes to do a lot of cocaine, don.t let them .borrow. your CDs.
Try not to get too depressed. There.s always something to look forward to. Keep alert, and sooner or later you.ll see someone slip and hurt themselves.
Beat off enough and eventually someone will walk in on you while you.re doing it. When this happens, pause, look them directly in the eye and say, .You done ruined the romance, so go ahead and say whatever it is you want to say.. If they don.t immediately apologize and leave, run over there and put your hands on their face.
You should never put a string of lit Black Cat firecrackers in someone.s back pocket while they.re on stage playing bass guitar with their band. Even if they fucked your knee up by reversing the figure-four on you that one time. And even if you crack up at just the idea of someone with their pants are on fire jumping up and down and spinning around and around like a dog chasing its tail while trying to figure out what.s going on. Yup, someone could get their ass burned, so it.s wrong. Despite the fact that shit is really, really funny.
You can whoop those two guys easy enough. But what if they come back with a friend who.s big enough to lift you off the ground and pin you to the wall with one hand? What then, slugger? (You.re going to feel like a fucking idiot, that.s what.)
If, while chugging a beer, the phrase, .I bet this is going to be the last coherent thought I have tonight,. runs through your head, get someone to take you home. Now.
The cops never think it.s as funny as you do.
Be advised: the .Minnesota wristwatch. maneuver is correctly performed by using only the penis. The scrotum and testicles should neither be substituted nor included in any way.
Yeah, I know Sid Vicious wore a lock on a chain around his neck just like that. But the first time you try and pogo with that thing on it.s gonna chip a tooth, Road Warrior.
Sure, she.s good-lookin.. She.s also crazy. Crazy as a shithouse rat. Run for your life.
Just because one of those made you feel nice and two of .em made you feel even better, taking the whole bottle will not exponentially increase your good time. In fact, you may get dizzy, or throw up, or end up spending half of the next day wondering where the hell your pants are. Or die.
The bouncer at Mons Venus always knows best. If he says you should stop, then you should stop.
Strictly speaking, ranch dressing is not an ingredient.
Yes, you got grounded for having the very same porn stash that turned up in Dad.s closet six months later. You still can.t bring it up. The cosmic scales of justice will never tip in your favor on this one, trust me. Bide your time patiently, and one day you might get the chance for revenge. Like, by unplugging his dialysis machine. Or something.
Now that you.ve climbed up there, it.s a lot higher than it looks, isn.t it? Dumbass.
You can use Krazy Glue in lieu of surgical stitches. For when you.re, you know, too poor to go to the emergency room. Or trying to avoid explaining things to the police.
The Renaissance Faire may not be the source of all your problems, but it sure as shit isn.t helping any.
You.re probably doing something that bugs the next guy twice as much. Clam up and get on with your life.
Powdered cocoa won.t put out the fire.
If you accidentally rear-end another car while driving, Florida law dictates that you must stop and confer with the affected party. Turns out just waving to let folks know you.re alright while driving away is a little something the state troopers like to call .leaving the scene of an accident..
When it comes time to pick out that first tattoo, remember: it doesn.t matter how much you like that one comic book. There.s always a chance that eight years later someone will make a movie of it that stars Sylvester Stallone. And you.ll be fucked.
You might not be able to remember it, but if you wake up the next day with a bloody nose, no money, barf all over your jeans and a finger or two smelling like poontang then you had a good night.
Always look behind you before you make that first cast. That boat may be smaller than you think. And Jim Marburger.s dad might be taking up more space than you think, too.
Dungeons and Dragons never goes away. Girls will still sense that shit 20 years later.
Last but certainly not least: if you don.t want Sweet Dick Willy to give you a lapdance, don.t sit so damn close to the stage.
The best thing about my birthday is that It's mine before Dan's. Again, that looser comes in 2nd.
Well, I've been thinking of retireing the current car in favour of this one.. but it needs more weapons..
I want to get another vehicle actually, once I pay this one off, a Jeep or something that we can go off road in, something sturdy, so Jenn won't take the Sunfire on trails that require 4WD.
Got to do some callouts last night and this morning, fun stuff, talking to countless people via a single voicemail drop, yay!
This is why I hate clowns.
Seriously, I totally hate them. I'm not scared of them, I just know that they're middle age guys who get their jollies by dressing up in makeup and having kids sit on their lap, scary shit if you ask me.
Tonight, I drag Jenn away to a secret hideaway, and am totally unreachable (except for my unlisted pager/cell), so if you want me and don't have those, tough luck.
Heh, Drum Machine :)
Downloading MP3s via P2P is now technically legal here in Canada thanks to an MP3 player tax. Just don't upload anything.
Also, the Supreme Court of Canada began hearing arguments over whether Internet Service Providers (ISPs), should start paying tariffs for Canadian music downloaded by the public.
Oh and what in the name of fuck is this shit? Japan needs to take a time out from the internet. Somebody pull their uplink, please?
Karla, for all you wacky folks, is my 16 year old sister in Newfoundland.
Karla got her permit before me... that's just scary, congratulations are in store, she beat me :P
A very rare thing for me to be beaten.. except when Jenn headbutts me.
My eyes, they burn, the goggles they do nothing!
Stupid flu.
I need more DayQuil.
Famous Players: Movie Information
The Lord Of The Rings: The Trilogy (No Passes)
Running Time: 692 mins
Genre: Adventure
Distributor: Alliance Atlantis
Release Date: 12/16/2003
Modern Drunkard's 86 Rules of Boozing.
12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.
Knowing bartenders, and having them mix drinks 'special' for me, has gotten in a lot of trouble, but yet I obey the rules too.
Stupid Rogers.
Died in the night, I need to get a keepalive page with external paging setup, damn it.
IPSentry, yeah baby.
So I fell down, go crack.
Yes, I'm the type of retard who falls in the shower, my back is all swollen and I feel like puking.
I'm going to enjoy the hospital later.
Well, I wonder if Nan got her parcel yet.. hmm.. If she hasnt, I (ok jenn) will get the postage back, which would be cool.
Of course, that means my Nan doesnt get the present from Jenn and Me until a later date.. meh.
In case you people didnt read up on this site, I'd like to repost it, for the holiday season coming up. There's nothing like garlic ice cream for xmas dinner.
There are actually some pretty decent recipes in there, some I wouldn't mind trying, some I would never eat.
I love posting old news. But still, string theroy rocks.
I love nova, glad they finally put this online, I caught the 2nd episode on tv once, and have been desperate for the rest since. Cool.
Hour 1 - Chapter 1 | Hour 2 - Chapter 1 | Hour 3 - Chapter 1
Hour 1 - Chapter 2 | Hour 2 - Chapter 2 | Hour 3 - Chapter 2
Hour 1 - Chapter 3 | Hour 2 - Chapter 3 | Hour 3 - Chapter 3
Hour 1 - Chapter 4 | Hour 2 - Chapter 4 | Hour 3 - Chapter 4
Hour 1 - Chapter 5 | Hour 2 - Chapter 5 | Hour 3 - Chapter 5
Hour 1 - Chapter 6 | Hour 2 - Chapter 6 | Hour 3 - Chapter 6
Hour 1 - Chapter 7 | Hour 2 - Chapter 7 | Hour 3 - Chapter 7
Hour 1 - Chapter 8 | Hour 2 - Chapter 8 | Hour 3 - Chapter 8
T-Shirt Hell has been a site I've wanted to order something from for a while, followed by Jinx Hackwear, but now there's a #3 on my want list of T-Shirts, Domination T-Shirts.
