Paris Hilton's sidekick hacked photos that were on it and her entire address book. complete with topless photos and email address! May not want to view this one at work folks.
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My Mother got me hooked on literature when I was a very little kid. It's something I have to really thank her for. I would only put down a book to go for a bike ride. Also I was fascinated by military and psychological warfare (I've sort of made it my favorite lifelong hobby). So for many of you, the fact that one of my favorite books when I was 12 was Sun Tzu's art of War isnt a supprise. I'll get back to that later.
For now though, please click here. Now for the general public, I've just taken random lines from a 1-megabyte log file, and selected one hostname out of quite a few that hit my site. I wanted to congratulate this person on being my biggest fan. Fan of course, being well known as an abbreviation of fanatic. And as is the case with most celebrities, I am humbled and honored by your deep and intense love for my family and me. If you'd like to join our family newsletter, please, let us know.
Now, let's move on shall we? I know I'm your most FAVORITE person on the planet, but really now, can't we just be adults? My main thought about this whole situation is "don't start something, wont be something, a.ight?"
(Now to cut through the subtlety for a paragraph)
Now, as much as I love watching a good predictable bipolar or anal retentive psychological pattern in a person, I must say that even I've gotten bored of it and it's not even worth my time. If you think very little of me (which is obvious), you might want to imagine where that places you for not being worth the time of a man of such utter unimportance as I.
I pose a general question. How does one predict a thunderstorm?
An answer could be, watch the horizon. If one were to wonder why one were being casually observed from a distance, one might answer, "to avoid the thunderstorm".
This brings me back to why I love Sun Tzu. One of the most memorable quotes I can recall is attributed to him; it is "Keep your friends close, and your Enemies closer". While I have no enemies, it.s no secret that some people out there don't like my family and me.
I presume that some of the hits hitting my website are there to keep a track on me, to help others avoid me/my family. I encourage that strongly, I think you should avoid me/my family. I consider it very adult to do such a thing, and I offer you a round of thanks for it. It's OBVIOUSLY not being done to say, watch/wait for a reaction from thinly veiled slurs or attacks, that would be something a child would do, and I have much more faith in the world then that.
In the long and the short of it, I've gotten bored of you, my family got bored of you a long time ago, ergo why they're my family. Step up, be a man, get the fuck over it, and move on. Maybe then, we'll be able to stop waiting for another thunderstorm.
Now, here's a personal story. Back a few years ago, I was engaged to a chick, and she had a wonderful family. I loved those guys, still do, they.re awesome, was very upset to hear about her fathers passing. Now after this woman and I went our separate ways, I didn't contact that family again, and it really hurt. Possibly more then the end of the relationship with the woman. Now, I can understand and have pity on some of you out there, but the proper social thing to do, is what I did. Leave. Now, some of you may think that leaving was obvious, but unfortunately not all of you think that way, and that's ok, children have to be taught from birth, and sometimes, some things get left out. But regardless, the thing I miss the most about any of my ex's, is their family.
Now, on the positive side, there.s Jenn. I love Jenn, and I love her family. Jenn and I dated back in college, but broke up for a couple years, and now we're back together, and I'm ever so glad for it, because I missed her family. When we took our break back in college, I didn.t go see her family, despite the fact her Grandmother lived across the road from the college dorm, that would have been improper, nor did I go see her father, despite the fact he lived right next to a place I used to visit, again, it would have been improper. I don't mean to look down on anybody that would, but just to remind him or her, it would be improper and insulting.
Insulting you ask? Yes, insulting. Not just to the family and former partner, but it would have been insulting to the woman I was with. I couldn't picture hurting a woman like that. it would be thoughtless.
Picture it, still being hung up on your ex despite the fact that you're 'happy' with another person? How would that make the other person in this sordid love triangle feel? See, insulting.
Anyway, I'm about to take off to go to the gym, I feel dirty after having this talk with you, and I need to go work out. I hope the intended audience of this little post has gotten the point.
"Don.t start something, wont be nothing".
P.S., This is the only post I'm going to waste on this subject. You're really boring us, fuck off would you? It.s so DanBrennan.ca of you. Oh, and we read his site daily for updates, mostly because he's as funny as you.
There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were both virgins and enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together.
As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return her letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls and letters and e-mails trying to win back her love.
Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So what she did is this: She took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well needless to say, this guy was heartbroken, but even more so, he was pissed. So what he did next was awesome.
He wrote on the back of the photo the following: "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and then mailed the picture to her parents.
"I have a hard time controlling my urges. Heck, I go home with just about any guy I meet. But then I discovered new Vagiseal"
There's an Easter Egg in Tony Hawk Underground 2 that causes the Star Wars Kid to appear, twirling and sparring with his imaginary light-saber-staff. Follow the link for video and details
"On the Boston level if you ollie through the glass windows on one of the buildings (it's one or two to the left of the one where Ben Franklin is hiding) you land in a living room with a flat panel tv on the wall. If you stand in front of the TV Ghyslain gets up and shouts something about watching Star Wars (which you're now preventing). Hitting O (on the PS2) will result in him showing off his moves."
The best holiday of the year, talk like a pirate day.
Today is the best holiday ever, me hearties!
Trust KY.
Doctors refuse laywers. So your last client managed to get restitution from that quack who left the clamp in her abdomen, just in time to pay for your daughter's delivery. Good luck finding an OB. Or perhaps your husband works for a law firm. Good luck with that nursing job. Maybe you're a neurosurgeon making less take-home than your insurance premiums. What are you going to say to the next ambulance chaser with migrane trouble?
The war between the two solitudes could start racking up a real body-count.
Yeah, not even I have balls this size.
Imagine an ordinary baseball...Now imagine that same baseball with over 18,135 coats of paint on it. Getting the picture? Good, because that's exactly what my wife, Glenda and I have done for the past 27 years. Now that ordinary baseball that once weighed less than one pound now weighs in right around 1,300 pounds!
Wanna see me naked?
Continue reading Hah. NAKED PEOPLE.
Pimpin, truely pimpin. At $15, this belt-buckle made from an old NES controller is a pretty cool gift-idea.
Dude, I so want one.
"The FroggyBox is a sensor-pack in a plasitc frog with a serial interface (a wireless USB adapter is available), containing a thermometer, a barometer and an hygrometer -- basically everything you need to turn a PC into a weather station, especially when you add their forthcoming wireless plastic rooster, which contains an anemometer, weathercock, and heliograph."
Ring ring ring ring bananaphone. Warning: contains badgers.
There are goofy news items every day, but once in a while you have some story that transcends them all.
Teacher accused of ordering student thrown from window is quite possibly the silliest story I've seen this year. It's beyond the Onion. Teacher enters class and takes photo of students, one student objects, teacher makes a disparaging remark about the way the student looks and student hits an emergency button, then the teacher orders two boys to throw her out the window (where she suffered injuries). Best line about the boys "they threw the girl out the window because they did not want to be written up for disobeying a teacher."
For sale on ebay:
'You never will again in this accurate recreation of the DeLorean Time Machine made famous in the Back to the Future movie series. This recreation was painstakingly researched for nearly 5 years before construction. Dozens of original photographs, details, and interviews with the original vehicle builders and collectors were compiled to make sure no detail was left un-accounted for. All of the interior and exterior Time Machine components were made to last, but at the same time not damage the integrity of the original vehicle. (...) Motion picture parts replicated through archival photos and extensive research; working interior and exterior lighting system including the "Flux Capacitor", "Time Circuits" and exterior "Flux Dispersion Banding.'
Update
"The guy who put up that Back to the Future DeLorean for auction is actually not the one who made it, and apparently he's using the creator's copyrighted photos of the car without permission, which previously resulted in a similar auction being taken down...also, according to the creator, he sold it to the guy because it had "a totally junked frame". The info is here.
Got an email from a buddy of mine saying that he'd picked up a funny laptop case.
I had to share this find. I recently purchased a high-quality computer sleeve from a small boutique manufacturer. I was checking if it could be washed. The photo is the attached tag with the washing instructions in both English and French. The English is exactly what you would expect and so is the French, for the first 6 lines. The last three lines of French are most interesting. "We are sorry that our President is an idiot. We didn't vote for him." Given recent strained relations between our two countries, it's good to see that not all Americans agree with the current administration.
It's made by the designer Tom Bihn. It rocks.
London is a breathtakingly old city, packed with history. Lest you forget this fact, the city is filled with buildings adorned with plaques that tell you when Samuel Pepys lived there, or which novels Charles Dickens wrote while residing at that address. There are plaques not just for obvious London suspects like Gilbert & Sullivan and Winston Churchill, but for foreigners like Frederic Chopin (who gave his last public performance at #4 St. James Place) and Karl Marx(who lived at 28 Dean Street while writing Das Kapital). George Frederick Handel has a plaque at 25 Brook Street, and next door at 23 Brook Street is a plaque to Jimi Hendrix--as if some cosmic force has ensured that musicians in London are arranged in strictly alphabetical order.
Even amongst this distinguished company, there is one plaque in London that is unequelled for the pleasure it gives to all who behold it. It is a tribute to a great American patriot, and it cannot help but stir the noblest feelings in all those of my countrymen who have the privilege of gazing upon it.
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That is an actual, unretouched photo of a plaque that adorns a historic building on Gloucester Place, a few blocks south of the Baker Street tube station.
I don't know who wrote the text that emblazons it, or when. I don't know if there's any significance to the fact that it's about twice the size of Ben Franklin's plaque. What I do know is that it serves as proof that history is not always written by the winners. Sometimes, it's written by whoever has access to metalworking equipment.
My favorite part is the logo of the interlocking British and American flags. Thanks to that graphic, even a passerby who's never heard of Major General Arnold can know that, whatever the man did, it must have been something great for the cause of Anglo-American friendship.
You'll understand if you click the link.
How you remind me of someday. What you are hearing is Nickelback's "Someday" in your left speaker and "How you remind me" in the right.
All of those left shocked please raise their hands.
oh wait, no I'm not. April Fools!
Here are some cool links related to the day though. The top 100 April Fools day hoxes of all time.
The PC EZ-Bake Oven. Thing is, I WISH that was real.
I don't actually know if this is real or not, but if not, it should be. IF Quake, Quake, as seen through the eyes of a mud, leet.
Found these while waiting to go home, sorta nutty.
I totally missed the boat on the chance to get some free posters from microsoft.. Funny as hell being that they recently lost a copy of their core compnents source code.
Yeah, I bet the virus community hated getting that little present.
Yeah.. for all those urls I posted yesterday, they work now. hah. Just click on them, then click on "Click here to start your download." And all will be good.
Again, sorry, and much love to you all. Well except Dan Brennan. Rot in hell dan.
Another moment in time that just as easily could have been Dave and Paul.
Also, I dug this up a while ago, I thought it was pretty neat. This guy has a lot of patience, and must seriouly be the hit of the party at a beach bbq.
With its latest security update Microsoft has disabled the ability to pass username:password pairs in URLs. If you usually use this format for connecting to your site via either FTP or HTTP, it will no longer work after you install this update.
I'm an idiot, I only read this after installing the patch. It's habit with windows, Automatic update says "IE Flaw" you just go "oh well, more flaws"
This wasnt a flaw, this was a function, that bad people used, rather then removing the function, why not secure it?
Oh, wait, Crazy Talk!
Wow, according to this article, and this clock, yeah, we've got around 6.4 billion people on this planet. Damn.
And how many of them care about the us? Most of them, the new empire is fun.
