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Archive for February, 2007

RobDurdle.com – Now Banned in China!

The Great Firewall of China connects to a server within China, and lets you know if your site is blocked or not, per the government’s internet censorship.


Fake Bombs in Mall as PSA

Dummy explosives were placed in transparent bags and kept at different locations inside the shopping mall in clear sight of passing crowd.


… And if you do not like me so, To hell, my love, with you!

Dorothy Parker in her own words. Audio clips of Ms. Parker reading her own work in 1964, near the end of her life.


O Superman!

"Inexplicably, a man in a Superman costume could be seen walking around the car, but he did not stop to help the driver or any of the victims."


Boston police blow up traffic counter chained to lightpost

Thanks to the Boston Police bomb squad, this is one traffic counter box that won’t get a chance to kill anyone.


Yes, I know. But it wasnt my fault.

So… My site was down for a couple weeks. Not my fault. Normally when it goes down, the host is back up in a couple days max, so i waited per the norm for things to go back to normal. after 3 weeks I said “Ok, time to move it”, which I did. Sadly, I also had my linux box freak on me and I lost my local backup of the site. So I’ll be starting again from scratch until I can get access to my previous host.
Which means, I’m forced to pick a new site style for now. I was thinking of doing it, but I guess I’m forced to now. Oh well.


Graffit is Fun!

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I’m sorry to do this to you.

I’m sorry to do this to you, but you must share my agony. Let me know if you get #41 (I have to skip it every time).


Porno-Terrorism?

Is Porn out of Control? As the internets exploded, Clinton didn’t seem to care.. Should the government now focus on shutting down the industry? Some loudly think so.


Kids today

Vanity on the rise among young people today. Findings from a recent San Diego State University workshop shows that a couple decades worth of self-esteem parenting, may have engendered an entire generation of narcissists.


Have sex with a dead dog in Michigan, go to jail

If your idea of an ideal romantic partner is a deceased canine and you live in Michigan, well, better start thinking about internet dating instead. A state judge has rejected the argument that “a dead dog is not an animal and therefore cannot be violated against its will.”


Biodiesel from liposuctioned human ass-fat powers race boat

Here’s some video from a Current TV segment about a biodiesel boat race to circumnavigate the globe. The boat featured in the video runs on a mixture of fuel from various sources — 4 gallons of the stuff was produced from liposuctioned butt blubber (a hundred grams of that came from the captain’s own backside). Welp, there’s a renewable fuel source America has plenty of. Here’s a blog post with more info about EarthRace.


Disney Princess wedding dresses

Disney is launching a line of $1,100 – $2,900 “Princess” wedding dresses. Talk about life-cycle marketing — from tiny costume dresses you can put your toddler in all the way up to the wedding gown. If you are looking for other beautiful wedding dresses then go to Frox of Falkirk. All that’s missing is a burial tiara and sceptre to take to your grave.

Parks and Resorts Chairman Jay Rasulo said he expected the dresses to be a hit among brides to be, especially given the increasing popularity of weddings at Walt Disney World, the site of about 2,000 nuptials each year.

“If you do 2,000 weddings a year, think of all the people who say, ‘I can’t, I have to get married in my hometown, my own church,’ but they certainly may still have that princess dream as part of it,” Rasulo said.


Hello?! Who is it?!

Spam!.
Back from the dead and ready to go, more to come!


Bash For Loop Examples

How do I use bash for loop to repeat certain task under Linux / UNIX operating system? How do I set infinite loops using for statement? How do I use three-parameter for loop control expression?

A ‘for loop’ is a bash programming language statement which allows code to be repeatedly executed. A for loop is classified as an iteration statement i.e. it is the repetition of a process within a bash script.

For example, you can run UNIX command or task 5 times or read and process list of files using a for loop. A for loop can be used at a shell prompt or within a shell script itself.

for loop syntax

Numeric ranges for syntax is as follows:

for VARIABLE in 1 2 3 4 5 .. N
do
	command1
	command2
	commandN
done

This type of for loop is characterized by counting. The range is specified by a beginning (#1) and ending number (#5). The for loop executes a sequence of commands for each member in a list of items. A representative example in BASH is as follows to display welcome message 5 times with for loop:

#!/bin/bash
for i in 1 2 3 4 5
do
   echo "Welcome $i times"
done

Sometimes you may need to set a step value (allowing one to count by two’s or to count backwards for instance). Latest bash version 3.0+ has inbuilt support for setting up ranges:

#!/bin/bash
for i in {1..5}
do
   echo "Welcome $i times"
done

Bash v4.0+ has inbuilt support for setting up a step value using {START..END..INCREMENT} syntax:

#!/bin/bash
echo "Bash version ${BASH_VERSION}..."
for i in {0..10..2}
  do
     echo "Welcome $i times"
 done

Sample outputs:

Bash version 4.0.33(0)-release...
Welcome 0 times
Welcome 2 times
Welcome 4 times
Welcome 6 times
Welcome 8 times
Welcome 10 times

The seq command (outdated)

WARNING! The seq command print a sequence of numbers and it is here due to historical reasons. The following examples is only recommend for older bash version. All users (bash v3.x+) are recommended to use the above syntax.

The seq command can be used as follows. A representative example in seq is as follows:

#!/bin/bash
for i in $(seq 1 2 20)
do
   echo "Welcome $i times"
done

There is no good reason to use an external command such as seq to count and increment numbers in the for loop, hence it is recommend that you avoid using seq. The builtin command are fast.

Three-expression bash for loops syntax

This type of for loop share a common heritage with the C programming language. It is characterized by a three-parameter loop control expression; consisting of an initializer (EXP1), a loop-test or condition (EXP2), and a counting expression (EXP3).

for (( EXP1; EXP2; EXP3 ))
do
	command1
	command2
	command3
done

A representative three-expression example in bash as follows:

#!/bin/bash
for (( c=1; c<=5; c++ ))
do
	echo "Welcome $c times..."
done

Sample output:

Welcome 1 times
Welcome 2 times
Welcome 3 times
Welcome 4 times
Welcome 5 times

How do I use for as infinite loops?

Infinite for loop can be created with empty expressions, such as:

#!/bin/bash
for (( ; ; ))
do
   echo "infinite loops [ hit CTRL+C to stop]"
done

Conditional exit with break

You can do early exit with break statement inside the for loop. You can exit from within a FOR, WHILE or UNTIL loop using break. General break statement inside the for loop:

for I in 1 2 3 4 5
do
  statements1      #Executed for all values of ''I'', up to a disaster-condition if any.
  statements2
  if (disaster-condition)
  then
	break       	   #Abandon the loop.
  fi
  statements3          #While good and, no disaster-condition.
done

Following shell script will go though all files stored in /etc directory. The for loop will be abandon when /etc/resolv.conf file found.

#!/bin/bash
for file in /etc/*
do
	if [ "${file}" == "/etc/resolv.conf" ]
	then
		countNameservers=$(grep -c nameserver /etc/resolv.conf)
		echo "Total  ${countNameservers} nameservers defined in ${file}"
		break
	fi
done

Early continuation with continue statement

To resume the next iteration of the enclosing FOR, WHILE or UNTIL loop use continue statement.

for I in 1 2 3 4 5
do
  statements1      #Executed for all values of ''I'', up to a disaster-condition if any.
  statements2
  if (condition)
  then
	continue   #Go to next iteration of I in the loop and skip statements3
  fi
  statements3
done

This script make backup of all file names specified on command line. If .bak file exists, it will skip the cp command.

#!/bin/bash
FILES="$@"
for f in $FILES
do
        # if .bak backup file exists, read next file
	if [ -f ${f}.bak ]
	then
		echo "Skiping $f file..."
		continue  # read next file and skip cp command
	fi
        # we are hear means no backup file exists, just use cp command to copy file
	/bin/cp $f $f.bak
done

Recommended readings:

  • man bash
  • help for
  • help {
  • help break
  • help continue

Updated for accuracy!