Body painted Air New Zealand staff support new commercial. Using Gin Wigmores track Under my skin. Gotta say, they've got .. uh.. balls? eww. mental picture.
Body painted Air New Zealand staff support new commercial. Using Gin Wigmores track Under my skin. Gotta say, they've got .. uh.. balls? eww. mental picture.
is GI Joe, may suck the balls.
“'But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the Cat. 'We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.'
'How do you know I’m mad?' said Alice.
'You must be,” said the Cat. 'or you wouldn’t have come here.'”
Classy. Fun times to be had here.
Multipart interview with film maker Kevin Smith on his career so far,
why he's directing a film he didn't write, the internet and dying an
early death. Part 1 - Selling Out And Salty Language, Part 2 - Writing & Film Making, Part 3 - Change, Death, Legacy, Part 4 - The Dark Side Of The Internet, Part 5 - The Curse Of Chasing Amy, Part 6 - Bright Side Of The Internet, Part 7- Talking To People He Wrote, Part 8 - Gretzky, Gratitude & God, Part 9 - Risking His Life & Starting A New One (and more to come apparently...)
Just as I used to have "Whose line is it Fridays". I'm now having Clerks Fridays. Enjoy!
Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
Have you ever wondered how to explain protein synthesis to your non-scientifically-inclined friends? Have you considered using interpretive dance? Thanks to the efforts of the Stanford University of 35 years ago, you can! Warning! May be too 70s for work...
Kwai Chang Caine, aka Grasshopper, aka David Carradine has been found dead in a Bangkok hotel room. The worst part? The Article used to say "sitting in a wardrobe with a rope around his neck and genitals".
It now says "neck and parts of his body".
Ouch. Seriously, who does that?
We've all seen how Diet Coke explodes when you put Mentos in it. Here's
a way to rig a bottle of Diet Coke so that it explodes when you unscrew
the cap.
Scotland Yard called him the the Napoleon of Crime. The Pinkertons called him the most remarkable criminal of them all. Adam Worth
started as a pickpocket in New York and eventually became one of the
greatest criminals of all time and the inspiration behind Sherlock
Holmes' nemesis Professor Moriarty.
One of Worth's famous thefts is considered the first modern art theft. In 1876 Adam Worth stole Thomas Gainsborough's The Duchess of Devonshire after it was recently sold at auction for 10,000 guineas, making it the most expensive painting ever sold at the time. Worth kept the painting until 1901, when the Pinkertons helped him ransom the painting back to the Agnew & Sons gallery he stole it from (Agnew & Sons then sold the painting to JP Morgan, who's father had original intended to buy the painting from Agnew before the theft). Worth intended to use the ransom money to retire from his life of crime. He died one year later in 1902.
Listen to the story of the daring theft at The Association for Research into Crimes Against Art's (ARCA) first podcast.
One of Worth's famous thefts is considered the first modern art theft. In 1876 Adam Worth stole Thomas Gainsborough's The Duchess of Devonshire after it was recently sold at auction for 10,000 guineas, making it the most expensive painting ever sold at the time. Worth kept the painting until 1901, when the Pinkertons helped him ransom the painting back to the Agnew & Sons gallery he stole it from (Agnew & Sons then sold the painting to JP Morgan, who's father had original intended to buy the painting from Agnew before the theft). Worth intended to use the ransom money to retire from his life of crime. He died one year later in 1902.
Listen to the story of the daring theft at The Association for Research into Crimes Against Art's (ARCA) first podcast.
You know I love my Top 10 lists. So today I'm spreading the love around the web and shouting out the funniest food stories I've ever seen presented in list format: the very meta Top 10 Top 10 Food Lists:
10. Top 10 Songs With Sexually Suggestive Food Metaphors: From Tom Waits' strawberry sundae surprise to MC Lyte's hot peas and butter, the Frisky brings us the dirrrrtiest food songs of all time. Wait, I seriously thought that "peaches" song was just about peaches.
9. Top 10 Creepiest Fast Food Mascots: Remember that nasty Quizno's rat/hamster thing? Seriously, what marketing exec OK'd that? And did you know Ronald McDonald used to be even weirder than he is now? Fanpop's list will keep you up at night.
8. Top 10 Food and Drink Hacks: Lifehacker gets all Macgyver on your kitchen cabinet, with tips on how to build a fire from chocolate and Coke, freeze perfectly clear ice cubes, and open a beer bottle with one sheet of paper (seriously!)
7. Top 10 Sightings of Religious Figures in Food: That Virgin Mary is one hungry broad! Girl be showing up everywhere from grilled cheese to Cadbury's. This list has her and her boy tracked.
6. Top 10 Uniquely '80s Foods: Oh, hit me up with some Capri-Sun and California Raisins! Serious Eats has this nosh-talgic list, although I don't know how they forgot Ecto Cooler.
5. Top 10 Most Disgusting Candies Ever: Just what is with the fascination of making candy disgusting? Listverse has the best of the worst, from Gorilla Boogers to candy scabs.
4. Top 10 Anthony Bourdain Insults on Food TV: Tony B's greatest hits. One each for everyone on the Food Network.
3. Top 10 Food & Sex Scenes in the Movies: Eating Our Words has the X-rated version of Endless Simmer's Top 10 Movie Food Moments, with videos included (some of which are very, very NSFW, and may include Penelope Cruz' "prosciutto."
2. Top 10 Creative Ways to Enjoy Bacon: You knew we weren't going to miss this one. Of course, we already knew about most of the items on Spike's list, aside from the very creative idea of smoking bacon (hint: not on a grill).
1. Top 10 Things to Expect When Dining With a Food Blogger: Seriously, don't ever go to gansie and 80p's house for dinner. You'll get cold food served at 11:00pm, but boy will it looks beautiful on the blog the next day. And that's what counts.
Oh Noes!
He has gotta be mental to not put tape on sharp edges, just some clear tape to cover the razor sharp edges. I've sliced myself up bad on cans.
On Sunday New York City closed two of the busiest sections of perhaps
the most famous street in the U.S. to traffic and created pedestrian
plazas in the "Crossroads of the World" (and also in Herald Square) [brief plan / NYCDOT detailed plan].
Spearheaded by Transportation Commissioner Janette Sadik-Khan (featured in an excellent New York Magazine article) and the Bloomberg Administration as part of the "Green Light for Midtown" program, the pedestrian malls are ostensibly a pilot program to determine the feasibility of permanent conversion later this year, with the stated goal of increasing traffic flow through midtown (warning PDF).
Criticism from motorists, especially taxi drivers (New York Post), and for the quality of the chairs and planters used in the conversion aside (New York Times Architecture Review), the urban plazas have received generally favorable reviews (New York Times YouTube channel, NYDailyNews.com, AMNY) and national attention.
Spearheaded by Transportation Commissioner Janette Sadik-Khan (featured in an excellent New York Magazine article) and the Bloomberg Administration as part of the "Green Light for Midtown" program, the pedestrian malls are ostensibly a pilot program to determine the feasibility of permanent conversion later this year, with the stated goal of increasing traffic flow through midtown (warning PDF).
Criticism from motorists, especially taxi drivers (New York Post), and for the quality of the chairs and planters used in the conversion aside (New York Times Architecture Review), the urban plazas have received generally favorable reviews (New York Times YouTube channel, NYDailyNews.com, AMNY) and national attention.
I enabled comments on the site, But I'm watching you, you damn spammers!! :)
This video of a man driving a car through Wichita's City Hall would be funny if not for the fact that he may have hurt someone.
Authorities said Johnson became angered when a police officer told him to turn down the music in his car while he was parked at a south Wichita convenience store early on the morning of Jan. 7, 2008.Johnson drove downtown, turned onto Main and then drove up a ramp into City Hall at an estimated 45 miles an hour.
Last night the first trailer for Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes hit the web and ta da! You can watch it here. It's been a long time since Guy Ritchie made a good movie, but with Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, Rachel McAdams, and Mark Strong onboard, he's got just about the best cast you could ask for this time around. And judging by the trailer, in this incarnation, Sherlock spends as much time boxing, diving through windows, nailing chicks, and dodging explosions as he does using logic and science. I can't wait until 10-15 years from now when another one comes out and it's even more dumbed down. I imagine Watson demanding to know, "How do you do it, Holmes?" And then Holmes will take a massive bong rip, tap his index finger to his temple, and say, "Hella mentally, my Dear Watson. (*cough*)"
Wayne Allwine, voice of Mickey Mouse since 1977, is dead of complications from diabetes at age 62. Allwine was actually the third guy to do Mickey's voice, after Walt Disney and Jimmy MacDonald.
Allwine's wife, Russi Taylor, who provides the voice of Minnie Mouse, was at his side at the time of his passing. Allwine, also was an Emmy-winning sound effects editor, was the voice of Disney's world-renowned mouse since 1977, when he first lent his familiar falsetto to animated segments for "The New Mickey Mouse Club." [THR]
I think I'll always remember Allwine best for the time he beat up the Jonas Brothers on South Park. I mean, I know that wasn't him or even the real Mickey Mouse, but the heart wants what it wants.
In today's clip, this dude who looks like he has a butthole on his forehead makes the kids wear signs that say "tool" over their crotch and explains that "life without Jesus is like a doughnut, because there's a hole in the middle of your heart." Important lessons, sure, but be careful where you watch it, the girl in the overalls is a real looker. I mean, I think it's a girl.
So, you're in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn't have sex with you anyway.
What you will need:
- 1 x knife
- 1 x ring
- Access to a suntan bed
- The ability to grow a beard.
Step One: Place the ring on your wedding finger and avoid contact with your friend for a month.
Step Two: Stop shaving and use the sunbed to gain a tan.
Step Three: After a month when your beard is full and your tan is noticeable, remove the ring from your finger.
Step Four: Remove all your clothes and break into your friend's house.
Step Five: Use the knife to cut your body in various places. Avoid the face. If possible, focus on your back. The more blood the better.
Step Six: Enter your friend's bedroom and lie face down on the floor. Wait for her return.
Step Seven: When she enters the room pretend to be unconscious. Allow her to turn you over and try to wake you for a few seconds before you open your eyes. The injuries to your body will serve as a distraction to your nakedness. She will be more concerned about your wellbeing instead of fearing the naked man in her room.
Step Eight: When she asks you what's happened you should ignore her questions. Instead you must act confused and ask the date. If it's September 15th she will say 'September 15th' to which you must reply 'No, what year is it?'
Step Nine: Upon hearing the year say the words 'It worked.' Pretend to lose consciousness again for a few seconds, implying that whatever it is that has worked took a great effort.
Step Ten: If your friend is a curious person she will probably ask 'What worked?', even if she doesn't ask this question it is important that you now say the words '(Insert Friend's Name), I'm from the future' in your most deadpan voice.
Step Eleven: Pause for ten seconds to allow the incredibleness of the situation to sink in. There will be no reason for her to doubt your claim, because your beard will make you appear many years older and your cuts would add weight to the idea that you've come from a post-apocalyptic future where a war is currently taking place.
Step Twelve: Raise your left hand to your face. All women are very observant, so your friend will immediately notice the tan line on your wedding finger. If she is educated to a decent standard she will realise that you are married and your ring has simply disappeared, because clothing and other items cannot travel through time. Your nudity will support this.
Step Thirteen: Now comes the hard part - The monologue. In your own words you must give a speech in which you mention all of these key points:
- You are married to each other in the future
- Her current boyfriend is dead
- The world is coming to an end. It's up to you to pick a reason, but I would recommend a war against machines.
- This whole situation will be backed up by the Terminator franchise
- In the future your relationship is not going well
- You've come back in time because you can't help but feel that she would have been happier with her current boyfriend if he hadn't been killed
- Her current boyfriend is going to be hit by a bus on a day six months from her present. She should stop him going to work that day
- If she does exactly what you say this current version of yourself will be erased and you will never get married. If she questions this flaw in your time travel logic, because you cannot change the past, simply reference Back to the Future
Step Fourteen: Unless your friend is made of stone she will now be overcome by emotion, especially at your selflessness. Get to your feet and go to kiss her goodbye. It is important that you do this with the confidence of a man who has done this to her many times.
Step Fifteen: There is now no possible way that you aren't about to have sex with her. You're naked, kissing her, in her bedroom, agreeing to erase a version of yourself from history to make her happy. And as far as she knows you've had sex many times in a future that will no longer happen, so she thinks to herself that maybe she should have one memory of it.
Step Sixteen: After having the sex, ask to borrow some clothes then leave.
Step Seventeen: Shave off your beard and coat your wedding finger in fake tan. Carry on as if nothing has happened. There will be three possible outcomes:
- During the sex some feelings that she didn't know existed are awakened and she will leave her boyfriend for you.
- Life will carry on as normal.
- You will be filled with guilt because of this moral grey area where you aren't entirely sure if what you've done counts as some kind of low level rape. You will take your own life by hanging, overdose or wrist cutting.
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